Things you learn when it is -23 degrees out...

• Little shoes aren't just for mini horses- dogs need moon boots.
• Start your car, like, yesterday if you want it to 1. start 2. move
• Warm head trumps good hair. Wear a hat.
• Work at home for as long as you possibly can. Simply avoid the outdoors.
• Lack of long underwear does NOT make you a gladiator. WEAR IT.
• Cans or bottles of anything should not be left in the car, unless you want to be licking beer off the ceiling come spring.
• Everyone you know everywhere else in the country is aware of how f-n cold it is and sends condolences. (i.e."hey, we haven't spoken in in a year... sure is cold where yer at! Better keep warm") Uh- thanks for the advice!
• Body parts can and will freeze off. Not that any of mine have. But in this damn weather you don't questions these things!
  
• Layers layers layers.
• Moving to Fargo was a dumb idea.